Maratón de entradas. Y faltan dos must-post.
Bueno, la cosa es que me acabo de enterar que alguien hizo en 4chan un fanfic yaoi de el chubby Gabe Newell y un amigo suyo....

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No me copa el yaoi, pero... ¿POR QUÉ DE GABE NEWELL? ¿QUIEREN QUE ME SAQUE EL CEREBRO Y ME LO DESCUARTIZE PARA OLVIDARME DE IMÁGENES ASQUEROSAS?

Obviously, lo voy a colgar acá, es una bizarreada que merece la pena leer:

>Gabe Newell was finishing up his third dinner in the Valve cafeteria. But today his hunger was insatiable. It burned up inside his gut..or wait, it wasn't his gut, he soon realized. Gabe was getting chubby in another place. He bit his lip, tasting some gravy he missed as he looked all over the cafeteria, searching for someone who needed a cheap thrill. He lumbered over to his pal Robin Walker, dragging him quickly into a restroom stall. Gabe's massive girth blocked Robin's exit as he let down his pants. His manhood was there, but it was it was barely visible under his gut. Gabe lifted his stomach, giving Robin full view of his valve. "I really need to let off some steam." Gabe mumbled under hard breaths
>Robin smiled weakly. This situation was entirely new to him, but it aroused him immensely. His pants hit the floor and he turned around, bending over for his boss. "Come on, Gabe. You got the key, now unbox this crate." Robin said, giving his ass a smack. Gabe stopped for a second, confused by the pun. "Oh, like from that hat game." he said, clearly unamused. Hoping it would shut Robin up, Gabe's large hand grips his slender thigh, his manhood doing some scouting in Robin's badwater basin.
> Robin got a huge hard on. The hat under his penis fell off when he saw the full unbridled glory of gabes girth. " put your key into my crate" said Robin as he bent over the toilet seat. Gabe liften his stomach on top of robins ass and began pounding. "Im on a cloud " Gabe yelled as he came in Robins ass. Gabe than bent down and began licking the cum from Robins ass and wondered when he would begin working on Episode 3
>Gabe was sweating bullets. His stomach rested atop Robin's back as they got nasty. "Yes, Gabe! It's no wonder your favorite class is the spy, you're so good at backstabbing!" Gabe rolled his eyes, deriving almost no pleasure from the experience. His sweat was covering everything at this point, the smell was overpowering. Robin's pleasure slowly turned to disgust but there was nothing he could do. He looked down at the toilet bowl right in front of him and could feel the bile rising as Gabe's heat, stench, and prick dominated him.

Feel that nobody can undersatnd you as much as I can. Isn't that what you are seeking in a man...? On top of that, I'm not that charming. That does not compute. Your argument is invalid...?

Otra tema de estos días felices. Acabo de hablar con JC-男 , y la verdad es que fue muy fructífera y esperanzadora la conversación. Aunque sospecho que poco va a cambiar, lol.

Aclaramos las cosas, habló conciliadoramente y me dio la razón en lo que decía: que hay que joder "bien", sin joderle la vida a otros; él habló con los chicos de esto.

Ojalá sea para bien :)

P.D.: estoy en otra sesión y no se me guardó este historial tan priceless Dx

Tengo 34251324512345 cosas por hacer, entre videos que ver, cosas graciosas que postear, must-post y cuatros conversaciones distintas, de las cuales dos son cruciales... y me vine a pasar esto.

*que me digas ''ya hablamos de esto''
*quien te pensas que sos flaco ?
*si sos mi amigo! no mi papa!
*que te quede claro ,
*ya me cansé que me andes reprimiendo como si fuera una estúpida !
*replanteate la vida y hablamos otro día imbécil !

Bueno, bárbaro. Tengo una poker face tremenda.
Es lo peor que me pudiste decir en tu vida, lo peor. Te confío algo muy preciado y siempre lo mismo: me mandás a la mierda, te lo vulvo a explicar y después te queda todo claro y soy tu mejor amigo otra vez.
¿Por qué, por qué, por qué sos tan impulsiva y hacés oídos sordos? ¿Decime cuándo no te dije insulto más que un "boluda" de cariño?
¿A vos te parece que yo me merezco esto, después de toooodo, lo que hablamos, después de toooodas las cosas lindas que nos decimos y demás?
Relee la conversación y decime si puse algo que te haya insultado para que vos me insultes de esa manera.
Nada más para decir.
Por suerte ya estoy acostumbrado a esto y le doy la importancia que debe.

FIRE
DEBUT
YEA.
Courage is a Phoenix. Because it revives each time it dies.
Fall 7 times and stand up 8. The true only key to success.
YES I’M OPENING THIS BLOG WITH NOTHING MORE AND NOTHING LESS THAN THE MOTHERLOVING KEY TO SUCCESS.

Siempre lo mismo con vos, poco y nada hablás de tus verdaderos sentimientos, siempre es una cortina de "power" que roza el frikismo... hay veces que siento que es toda una careta que te ponés, es como si trataras de evadir pensar o decir algo.

Me gustaría conocer a un  トラ que verdaderamente sea así de power, que sea mi Kamina.

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